Wednesday, August 18, 2010

Is my girlfriend's HOT mom digging on me?!?

I've been going steady with my girlfriend for the last three or four weeks and so far so good, but then I met her mom... Best I explain, though be warned, it's a long story;





My girlfriend is a beautiful African American girl with a stocky build and who is a foot or so taller than me (What, I like bigger girls!). She had black hair done up in several random braids and has a voice of an angel.





On a sunny and hot Saturday (we live in CA, by the way), she took me over to her house -- she has a backdoor pool, so we were gonna go have a deep in it to beat the heat. She brought me into her house and went upstairs to get dressed in her swim wear. As she did, she told me to go meet her mother outside. I thought that was a good idea -- it's polite to meet and get to know your girlfriend's parents, right?





When I went outside to meet her mother, I was greeted by some dance music (can't remember the song) and well...


My girlfriend's mother was...freaking...HOT!! She had well toned brown skin, black braided her down up into a large ponytail, pretty damn busty and had a massive round bottom with large butterfly tattoo on the right butt cheeck. And judging by her slightly bulged muscles on her arms and legs, she must have worked out a lot. Also, she was pretty damn tall (Nearly six feet, I've pondered).





She was standing next to an outdoor lounge chair, wearing a purple bikini and holding and rubbing tanning oil onto her skin. When she saw me, she smiled and introduce herself and vice versa. Then this was when things got a little awkward. Her mom was really nice, REALLY nice, if you catch my draft. She came up to me and said that is was so wonderful that her daughter had found a ';hot stud'; like me and tapped me on the chest (though I pretty well-built). She then walked around me and wrapped her arms around me over my shoulders, saying how a ';big strong muscle man'; was perfect for her daughter. Then she let go and kissed me hard on the cheek.





As I prayed for my girlfriend to come out the backdoor to break the awkward moment, her mother then looked back at me and asked me if I wouldn't mind rubbing the rest of the tanning oil on her back (she says she has trouble getting all of it on). And nervously I agreed. She got down on the lounge chair and I proceeded in rubbing the oil onto her back. Whilst I did so, she commented on how I had such ';strong and soft hands'; with a wink. Then (thank God) my girlfriend came downstairs just as I had finished, wearing her hotpink pikini and ready to dip in the pool. She was glad to hear her mother had taken such a ';liking'; to me and we spent a good long time in the pool while the mother sunbathed.





After we got out, my GF's mother ordered us a Pizza Hut and whilst we were eating, she sat strangely close to me, telling me all about their family and such. The way she looked at me when she talked made my forward sweat like water down a mountains side. Finally, I left home in a cab. I gave my GF a kiss and hug goodbye and the mother told me to ';be sure to come around often'; with a wink.





So that's the story. Okay, come on, I am really starting to think my GF's Mom is hitting on me. I mean, I guess there's very nice/polite/sweet, but in this case, it really seemed she was flirting. She looked pretty young as well for a mother, let me tell ya.





What do you guys think? Was she just being really nice or was it more than just friendly behaviour...?Is my girlfriend's HOT mom digging on me?!?
It seems to me like she is totally flirting with you. I personally think that you should talk to your girlfriend about this. The one thing that you definitely do not want is your girlfriend walking in or spotting you and her mother in an awkward situation and automatically think that you were the cause. At least this way you've brought up the situation with your girlfriend and if anything happens at least she won't be so quick to jump to conclusions.


Plus take into consideration how upset she will be to find out that all this was happening behind her back and you didn't even bother to let her know. I'm telling you think ahead and try and save this whole thing before something gets out of hand. I hope everything works out!Is my girlfriend's HOT mom digging on me?!?
HILARIOUS!! Defintely more than just friendly behaviour! It is clear this lady is a cougar. REEEEAAAUUU!! hahahaha
Is your Girlfriend called Stacey?
lol 3 way =D hahahaha
She's totally digging you f**k your girlfriends mom lol!!!
O.O she's hitting on you dude O.O
To hell with your girlfriend, hook up with her mom.
UH YAAAAAA!!!!!
This whole story sounded like a porno.
This so called story was WAY too descriptive for me to think it's true.
Mom + you + your gf





IDEAS.
no shes really just exited for her daughter belive me my mom went there its sooo annoying
yupp deff flirtingg


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What do I think? I think....3 some.
Right on man, lucky you.
I got a bonre.
That was so more than just a mom of your girlfriend... totally flirty
this means three some
dude she is diggin on you!
stacys mom has got it goin on
ur obv making this up u cant know about the tattoo on her butt
i guese she is digging on u so watch out man
i'd say stop going to your girlfriend's house if you don't wanna bang her mom in the long run.. looks like if you keep on going back there you would fall hard for her and have sex with her. that would be so disgusting as you are having sex with her daughter while you are also having sex with the mother. what a creepy situation you are at. if you are a good man, dude, i suggest you stay away from her mom and that would mean not going to your gf's house. as her mom is waiting for your luscious bod to touch her luscious bod and the two of you become one. ew. what a twisted life. incest among family members. you thought you will never be involved in incestuous relationships but right now you are on that spot. don't ever flirt with her mom. as the outcome will be devastating. iceberg ahead!
well you could come over when you no your gf is not going to be there and have sex with her mom and tell her not to tell her daughter about this and just act like it never happened
I think it could go either way. But if you have a girlfriend you should not cheat on her, especially with her own mother.
It sounds like something that occurs on movies.. but if its true is she single??? is she young? young moms with teens often want to be like them and want the attention..more than want need the attention to feel good about themselves..i think you should be polite but try to stay away..you wouldn't want to get into problems
i am inclined to be thinking along the same wave lines as you. o she may be just teasing you as she knows shes hot and women do that smetimes. But if you werethat type of guy that made a move on her I cannot see her pushing you away. she seems the type to after a while love you and leave you.
hmmm pretty strange:S but it doesn't matter cuz you're with her daughter and mabye that was her way of being nice and its not like you're gonna see her all the time:) but if it makes you really uncomfortable mabye you should tell you're girlfriend.
ya that's to friendly the next time she does that to you, you should tell her straight up that u feel uncomfortable her doing that to you
The way you tell it she was getting pretty flirty...i mean in the beginning it seemed fine but yeah i'd say flirty.
wow, she maybe thinks you are like so perfect for her daughter and all and mabe she wants you to not dump her daughter and wants you to really get along well by being extra nice to you, she thinks your the best guy for your girl cause your handsome.

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